Every Sperm is Sacred (Monty Python) 4 inch Leather Patch
Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great. If a sperm gets wasted, God gets quite irate.
Sure to pass this earworm along to everyone who sees it. Sing along now!
Our leather patches are laser cut with pre-drilled stitch holes and clean lines. Each patch is then printed with a print that will stay vibrant for years to come.
As these are printed on actual real leather and not synthetic leather, there may be small blemishes. These add to the character of each patch. There may also be some scorching around holes from lasering. This gives them a gritty vintage look.
Patches can be machine washed in cold water and flat dried. Do not heat dry as leather shrinks when dried with heat.
CUSTOM LEATHER AVAILABLE
We can cut/print any shape/print up to 10x16 inches. There can be cutouts in the middle with stitch holes and holes can be custom designed to meet your needs for cosplay, leather armor, or other garments and items.
All patches are made in Fernley, Nevada, USA.