Army of Darkness "Rock, Paper, Boomstick" Tee (Black)
"Rock, Paper, Boomstick ... Hail to the King, Baby!"
Your trusty shotgun is unquestionably a better choice than scissors. It works well against paper, and it's not too shabby against rocks or the undead either.
The shirt is a top-quality 100% cotton heavyweight (6oz) Ultra Cotton tee from Gildan. Our tall sizes are printed on equivalent top-quality garments by Port & Company, and we sometimes substitute Port & Company for Gildan due to availability.
Shirts are made to order, and usually ship within 3 days, however depending on size availability they may take up to a ten days to ship.
Our basic tee is a loose-fitting (unfitted) unisex shirt, and tends to run a little larger than fitted tees. Shrinkage tends to be less than 1% over the first 10 washes and none after that - so, pretty much not at all.
To get a comfortable fit, take the most comfortable fitting tee from your closet and lay it out flat then measure the distance across the chest just below the sleeves. Below are the measurements (in inches) from seam to seam across the chest: